Pirate Bottle Opener
Aaaargh! Open me damn wine! Not sure if Blackbeard had one, but you know he would've ya scallywags
Knight Egg Cup Holder
Decapitating a knight in plastic armor was never as fun or as delicious as this
Bear Paws Meat Shredders
Rip your meat apart like a real bear and enjoy it even more than the grizzlies do
Emoji Face Pancake Pan
Forget about Whatsaap or Facebook, express your emotions with pancake emoticons!
Duck Tape
Wasn't there supposed to be a reason they call it duck tape? Well now there finally is with this REAL duck tape!
Narwhal Coffee Mug
This coffee mug is literally as big as a whale (okay that's a lie) but it's just as adorable
Foodie Dice
Run out of ideas to sate your fat gut?? Lady luck and her food dice have an answer for you
Spy Bolt Hidden Storage
Secret letters? Plans to the Death Star? Whatever it is, club safes just aren't cutting it these days
Brain Slice Coasters
A surefire way to keep your guests from ruining your damn coffee table and actually wanting to use your coasters
Poop Emoji Power Bank
Generating power from thermal energy released from steamy poop, it's perfect for all crappy low-battery moments
Inflatable Beach Sofa
This comes with everything in mind: a bottle opener, pouches for your devices, and stakes to keep it from blowing away
Zombie Bowling Ball
The zombie invasion has started in the bowling pin population and it is spreading at speed!
Jedi Dressing Gowns
Might not be the sauvest thing to wear when the delivery guy knocks, but when the force is with you, it is.
Wine Bottle Bag
Oh yessss, wine wherever you go whenever you want minus the bulky bottles and forgetting the bottle opener
Minecraft Potion Bottle
A surreal nightlight to keep those blocks shifting around in your head all night
Luchador Bottle Opener
When you've got one of those real pain in the ass caps, send in los luchadores!
Spartan Knife Block
Let Leonidas take care of your kitchen knives the next time a big pot roast comes a'knocking
Star Wars Rolling Pin Set
This may or may not lead to Type II Diabetes, but the cookies you'll make will be too awesome not to eat
Portable Pizza Pouch
If you weren't over the obeasity line already, we're here to help you get there
Nasty Flavor Beans
Boogers, Vomit, and Buttered Popcorn... it's a strange but ideal combination for icebreakers and kid's birthdays
Whale Sponge Holder
Don't be scared to reach inside his mouth the next time you clean the dishes, he just eats bacteria!
Digital Camera
A pocket size, iPhone compatible little camera with better light than your old smartphone flash
R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set
R2D2 doesn't just store holograms and battle station plans, he's well up for flour and chocolate chips!
Ultimate 21 Multitool
The truth is this world isn't that well put together, and you never know when you'll need to be a handyman
Anti-Spill Miracle
Quit fearing for your carpets and crack open the red wine, the wonders of science have put an end to spills!
Milk Box Bag
For hipsters and all-round milk lovers we bring to you this one-of-a-kind bag to catch eyes and make them thirsty for more
Periodic Cutting Board
Whether you're a hardcore geek or you just want to cook while you study for that chemistry test, this is for you
Oven S’more Maker
If you're short on bonfires, there's no need to forego some good old smores with an oven ready smore rack
Unicorn Night Light
Night and dreams are meant to be a time of magic and unicorns. Fact.
Collapsible Car Seat
It's like the iPhone of strollers, practically pocket size and perfect for your baby too!
Chemist’s Spice Rack
Ok, they're not technically correct (otherwise they might kill you) but are more fun than your average spice rack
Female Urination Device
No more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet!
Pokemon Bulbasaur Vase
Pika-grow!!! Anime has hit the flower market in a fun and loveable way for you to grow your nicest plants
Post-It Cat Dispenser
This is the best friend your desk could ever ask for: cuddly, cute, and full of post-it notes!
Cat-Opoly
Think you know cats? Think you really love them?? Put your knowledge to the test with an all-things-cats board game
Unicorn Wine Holder
Unicorns love wine as much as you so don't be selfish and share your alcohol with this beautiful magic boozer
Up Yours Coffee Mug
Last one you expected to stick it to you was your coffee, but we all could use a little reality check in the morning
Dungeon Toilet Paper
Just like the kings of old you know you need a little help to wipe your ass
Compact Travel Iron
Man, sorry to say, you look like s$%t on your business trips. Let this help 😉
Travel Door Alarm
Sometimes we just gotta get off the road in a sketchy place. Don't let Norman Bates in, use this for extra security
Game of Phones
Finally something that rewards rewards you for wasting your time taking selfies
Nintendo Wall Graphics
Watch out for the killer mushrooms and get ready to jump for your life
Cycling Rear View Mirror
Tired of turning your head around when cycling? Fear what's behind you no more!
LightSaber Chopsticks
Asian food meets the powers of the dark side! Your rice intake is sure to beat Jabba the Hut's with these!
